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What’s a Cannibal’s favorite snack? |
A knuckle sandwich! |
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How do you get to the weight room at Hogwarts? |
Through the Dumb-bell-door |
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What do you call it when you mix alcohol and American literature? |
Tequila Mockingbird |
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What happens when you boil a funny bone? |
You get a laughing stock |
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What do you call a superhero with a bad sense of direction? |
Wander Woman |
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What’s the world’s saddest pizza? |
Pepperlonely |
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did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account? |
They were Prime mates |
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Why did local police acquire 1,000 bees? |
They were being used in a sting operation |
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What do you call a sad cup of coffee? |
A depresso |
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Did you know you can get paid for sleeping? |
It’s a dream job |
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What’s the most groundbreaking invention of all time? |
The shovel |
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What language do oranges speak? |
Mandarin |
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How does a computer get drunk? |
It takes screen shots |
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What does a house wear? |
Address |
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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy? |
Add spring water |
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What are scientists’ favorite dog breed? |
Labs |
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Where’s the best place in America to shop for a football uniform? |
New Jersey |
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What do you call a participation trophy in astronomy? |
A constellation prize |
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What do snails become when they die? |
Escarghosts |
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What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? |
An irrelephant |