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What do you call a pig that does karate?> |
A pork chop |
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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek? |
Because he was always spotted |
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Why did the frog take the bus to work? |
His car got toad away |
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Which cheese is made backwards? |
Edam |
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What's a cannibal's favorite snack? |
A knuckle sandwich |
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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he solved the case of the missing cheese? |
Emmental, my dear Watson |
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What do you call two birds in love? |
Tweethearts |
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Where can you buy soup in bulk? |
The stock market |
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What did the pop start do when he locked himself out? |
He sang until he found the right key |
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Where can you buy second-hand cheese? |
Brie-bay |
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What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? |
An irrelephant |
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Why don't eggs tell jokes? |
They'd crack each other up |
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What does a rain cloud wear under her dress? |
Thunderwear |
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What did the beaver say to the tree? |
"It's been nice gnawing you" |
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What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine? |
"Give me my quarterback!" |
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How do you impress a baker? |
Bring them flours |
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How does a rancher keep track of his cattle? |
With a cow-culator |
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Why should you sit in a corner when you get cold? |
Because most corners are 90 degreees |
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Where does the General keep his armies? |
In his sleevies |
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What time does a duck wake up? |
The quack of down |