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Why do bees have sticky hair? |
Because they use honeycombs |
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What did one toilet say to the other toilet? |
"You look flushed" |
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How do you make gold soup? |
Put in 14 carrots |
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What is a lion's favorite cheese? |
Roarquefort |
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Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher? |
He couldn't control his pupils |
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What do you call a pile of cats? |
A meow-tain |
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What kind of music do mummies listen to? |
Wrap music |
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How do you weigh a millennial? |
In instagrams |
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Where are average things manufactured? |
At the satisfactory |
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What does a vegan zombie like to eat? |
Graaains |
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How did the cheese paint his wife? |
He double Gloucester |
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What do you call a monster made of cheese? |
Gorgonzilla |
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Where do beef burgers go to dance? |
The meatball |
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What do you call someone who plays tricks on Halloween? |
Prankenstein |
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Which cheese lives in a galaxy, far, far away? |
Boba Feta |
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What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight? |
Sir Render |
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Why is no one friends with Dracula? |
Because He's a pain in the neck |
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What's the difference between a coyote and a flea? |
One howls on the prairie while the others prowls on the hairy |
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What did Mr. Cheese say to the shop assistant when she selected the wrong size dress for his wife? |
That won't Feta |
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Which cheese surrounds a medieval castle? |
Moatzarella |