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What’s the best way to watch a fly-fishing tournament? |
Live stream |
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Why don’t eggs tell jokes? |
They’d crack each other up |
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What does a rain cloud wear under her dress? |
Thunderwear |
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Did you hear the store of the magic sandwich? |
Never mind, it’s just a bunch of bologna |
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What did the beaver say to the tree? |
“It’s been nice gnawing you” |
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If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have? |
Big hands |
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What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? |
A tuba toothpaste |
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What do you call a train carrying bubblegum? |
A chew-chew train |
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Why aren’t koalas actual bears? |
They don’t meet the koalafications |
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What breed of dog can jump higher than buildings? |
Any dog, because buildings can’t jump |
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Why did the chicken cross the road? |
...To get to the other side... Come on... that was an easy one! |
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Why do people like ice? |
Because they are cool! |
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How do lumberjacks get on the internet? |
They log in. |
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What kind of dinosaur that thinks everything is theirs? |
A MINE-a-saurus rex! |
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What is a lion with lots of arms? |
A handy-lion |
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Why did Lewis Hamilton have too much cheese? |
Because he won the Grand Brie |
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? |
Nacho cheese |
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What kind of music do cheese fans like to listen to? |
R 'n' Brie |
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Did you hear about the cheese who had Deja vu? |
He thought he'd seen this all Briefore |
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What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? |
A dino-snore |