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What do you call cheese that is acting crazy? |
A basket queso |
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Where do crayons go on vacation? |
Color-ado |
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Why did the mushroom go to the party? |
Because he was a fungi |
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What kind of exercise do lazy people do? |
Diddly-squats |
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How do you drown a hipster? |
Throw him in the mainstream |
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What do you call flying cheeses? |
Curds of prey |
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How do you get to the weight room at Hogwarts? |
Through the Dumb-bell-door |
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Why did the scarecrow win an award? |
Because he was outstanding in his field |
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What did the cheese say when it saw its reflection in the mirror? |
"Halloumi!" |
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When should you keep an eye on your cheese? |
When it's up to no Gouda |
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Would a smoked cheese grow on a tree? |
No,m but an applewood |
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Why can't you make clothes out of cheese? |
Because fromage frays |
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Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? |
Because he lost his filling |
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Did you hear about the explosion in the cheese factory? |
There was de-Brie everywhere |
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What do ca5ts eat for breakfast? |
Mice Krispies |
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What do you call a droid that takes the long way around? |
Rs-Detour |
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What do you call a sleeping bull? |
A bulldozer |
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What's purple and 5.000 miles long? |
The Grape Wall of China |
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Why was the broom late? |
It over-swept |
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What did the magic fisherman say? |
"Pick a cod, any cod!" |