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What do you get if you cross a centipede and a parrot? |
A walkie-talkie |
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Why was the baby jalapeno shivering? |
He was a little chili |
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What's an astronaut's favorite part of a computer? |
The space bar |
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Why did the cookie go to the nurse? |
It felt crummy |
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What's Forrest Gump's password? |
1Forrest1 |
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how do you cut an ocean in two? |
With a sea-saw |
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Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? |
He just needed a little space |
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What does a spy do before he goes to bed? |
He goes undercover |
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What's a balloon's least favorite type of music? |
Pop |
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What happened when the air conditioning in the cheese factory broke? |
There was a meltdown |
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What do you call a can opener that's broken? |
A can't opener |
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Do you know why I'm leaving my job as a cheesemonger? |
I camembert it any longer |
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What do witches put on their bagels? |
Scream cheese |
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Did you hear the cheesy weather forecast? |
Rain with a light bries |
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What did the president say when a man threw cheese at him? |
How dairy! |
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Why was the cheesemonger lopsided? |
He only had one stilton |
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Why did the yogurt go to the art exhibition? |
Because it was cultured |
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What did cheddar say to his date at the dance? |
You look sharp |
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Who's the head of the cheese mafia? |
The Goudafather |
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What;s the Pope's favorite cheese? |
Swiss. It's holy! |